Politics Makes Spray Tan Bedfellows 👬

Trashy Trump and Lyin’ Ted
are having fun in Ted’s Bed,
And Lyin’ Ted Keeps goin’ down
’cause Trashy Trump is Putin’s clown.

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A Wretched Little Poem about Horrid Fictitious People

Useless Slavic elbow candy,
Finds that life is fine and dandy,
Her husband thinks she’s never horny,
Or so he tells his new friend Stormy,

Sportsball

I like to go and take a hike,
and sometimes go and ride a bike,
And though I do not fish for pike,
It’s sportsball that I do not like.

Corporate Shuttle

To breathe is to suffer always said father.
Now that I’m him
this dull malaise kicks me
like the morning coffee.

Sitting on this asphalt ribbon to nowhere,
this bus is full of mistakes;
Together and silent,
Parched for sleep, we all sing this hymn:
We didn’t consent to this,
We never wanted to breathe.