Trashy Trump and Lyin’ Ted
are having fun in Ted’s Bed,
And Lyin’ Ted Keeps goin’ down
’cause Trashy Trump is Putin’s clown.
are having fun in Ted’s Bed,
And Lyin’ Ted Keeps goin’ down
’cause Trashy Trump is Putin’s clown.
Category: Humor
A Wretched Little Poem about Horrid Fictitious People
Useless Slavic elbow candy,
Finds that life is fine and dandy,
Her husband thinks she’s never horny,
Or so he tells his new friend Stormy,Read More »
Finds that life is fine and dandy,
Her husband thinks she’s never horny,
Or so he tells his new friend Stormy,Read More »
Things to do Today
TO DO TODAY
✅ Celebrate Dear Leader 🙏
🔲 Eat Snow 🌨
🔲 Mine Coal ⛏
🔲 Thank Dear Leader for Coal 😍
🔲 Eat More Snow (Our favorite, yum!) ⛄️
🔲 Bonus Coal Mining ⛏
🔲 Sleep When Dead 😇
10 Mistakes Everyone with Friends and Family Make Every Day 👥
Are you bothered by troublesome friends filling your life with phone calls and social obligations? Do so called family members pester you relentlessly every DecemberRead More »
Covféfé en réduction de Trump 👊🤡
Imagine that you have 8 litres of contaminated beef broth that represent everything that is wrong with Western culture. Now do a 5 hour reduction.Read More »
Protected: The #1 Mistake Technical Recruiters are Still Making in 2018
Sportsball
I like to go and take a hike,
and sometimes go and ride a bike,
And though I do not fish for pike,
It’s sportsball that I do not like.
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Donald Trump Takes Jesus Down a Peg
Ordinarily one does not launch a personal blog by handing the content immediately over to a guest blogger. This is particularly untrue when one wishes to speak to truth to power Read More »
Words for Humans 