TO DO TODAY
✅ Celebrate Dear Leader 🙏
🔲 Eat Snow 🌨
🔲 Mine Coal ⛏
🔲 Thank Dear Leader for Coal 😍
🔲 Eat More Snow (Our favorite, yum!) ⛄️
🔲 Bonus Coal Mining ⛏
🔲 Sleep When Dead 😇
Category: Humor
10 Mistakes that Every Human with Friends and Family Makes Every Day 👥
Are you bothered by troublesome friends filling your life with phone calls and social obligations? Do so called “family members” pester you relentlessly every December , or whenever it’s bedtime, or they’re hungry, or need a fucking hug, or some goddamned fish sticks, or some juice to chase their low dose atypical antipsychotic? Wouldn’t you rather be alone with the cats? Of course you would. Who has time for humans anyway?
Well, too bad my casual Internet acquaintance, because your friends and family problem isn’t going to cure itself. Not with all the mistakes you’re constantly making; all the time everyday; one mistake after another without any end in sight.Read More »
Covféfé en réduction de Trump 👊🤡
Imagine that you have 8 litres of contaminated beef broth that represent everything that is wrong with Western culture. Now do a 5 hour reduction.Read More »
Protected: The #1 Mistake Technical Recruiters are Still Making in 2018
Sportsball
I like to go and take a hike,
and sometimes go and ride a bike,
And though I do not fish for pike,
It’s sportsball that I do not like.
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Donald Trump Takes Jesus Down a Peg
Ordinarily one does not launch a personal blog by handing the content immediately over to a guest blogger. This is particularly untrue when one wishes to speak to truth to power Read More »
Words for Humans 